I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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