I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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