Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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