i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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