we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think youโre losing coherence.
I am
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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