Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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