for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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