I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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