you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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