I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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