Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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