Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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