i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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