Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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