and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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