He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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