You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
