Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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