yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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