Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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