She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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