You can't motorboat a personality
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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