it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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