how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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