wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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