I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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