i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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