Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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