I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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