Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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