ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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