is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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