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  your butthole totally puckers for the ginge

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• (949): View more from California

  Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.

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• (323): View more from California

  I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning

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• (858): View more from California

  while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go

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• (619): View more from California

  My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.

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  Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes

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