What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It's shark week go big or go home
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
i think i just lost a toe