i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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