Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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