i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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