every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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