May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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