so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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