Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
