You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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