Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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