You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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