you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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