sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
we should paint friendship bongs
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