She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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