so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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