her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
