It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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