talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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