i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
