Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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