Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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