if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
my poor anus
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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