Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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