If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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