you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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